s3xmoan: “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6 best friends to go to the...
"So Shell Oil is having an online Ad Contest.... →
wangster-gangster: sexymindsreadbooks: dinotrash: pinkspotlight: thatfilmdudekalen: Have a look before they take it down. This is amazing. I AM SCREAMIMG “at least we aren’t bp” omfg I am honestly dying of laughter right now holy crap i am not seeing this right now….i can’t believe my eyes
sdohfsoidhfsoidhf: I JUST GOT ROBBED. →
dweefy: Hey everyone, so I got home about 2 hours ago and it turns out that my house has been robbed. If you live in the Cupertino/San Jose area please read this and reblog to help me out. The cops were already here for an hour and they did what they could and tried to pull some prints but I’m not…
Upcoming Marvel films.
jacwkang: Iron Man 3 (May 3, 2013) Thor: The Dark World (November 8, 2013) Captain America: The Winter Soldier (April 4, 2014) Guardians of the Galaxy (August 1, 2014) down
kingkangg: it’s not always about being the best, but being your best.
theeducatedfieldnegro: Super Mario Flash! Instructions: Arrow keys: Move | Spacebar: Jump Thank me later…
fuck my car better start tomorrow -.-
edsheewalkedd: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: lordgrumpy: adamusprime: you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet at a friend’s house and you pooped in it even the first one is terrible you guys didn’t even have to add on