September 2010
70 posts
freydatraan:
HEY KEYCLUBBERS, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
I FEEL GOOD. OH I FEEL SO GOOD.
UHHH,
I FEEL FINE ALL OF THE TIME.
ABOOGA ABOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA.
i can always count on kumon to dampen my mood.
fmylife.
Jumproping a mile for time in the 104 degree...
i cant wait to do it again.
i forgot to write this one.
Dear. Im very deeply sorry that you dont like my choice of homecoming dates. however, i dont see you talking to girls at all. so shut up. and stop talking shit. because you cant get a girl half as good. and stop telling me that im stupid, and that i need to follow your examples, because you OBVIOUSLY arent the brightest.
Letters.
Dear. I’m sorry that what i wear doesnt please you. and im sorry that v-necks are for “gay people”. im also sorry that i ever said hi, so how bout you GTFO. if you dont like it. dont look at it. i dont like what you look like, but i dont say anything. so you shouldnt say anything either. you PISSMEOFF. also, how bout you stop making random excuses to get out of hard sets, and...
laksdjflskdfj just STOP.
stop hugging me and never letting go, so i have to walk to class dragging you on my shoulders. im not gay. STOP telling people your my “husband” because your not. STOP telling people im a player ESPECIALLY MY MOM. just freaking stop.
i need ribbon.
Im excited for tomorrow! :) I hope you like it!
this is one of my ASLDKFJASDLFKJSADFKLJSAF...
i need to get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
i need to take a break. and relax. and have some peace and quiet.
i need to know that ill be able to survive tomorrow.
i need to not feel like shit.
So Pete called my mom today.
and apparently, im supposed to feel like crap for the next 6 weeks, and its all a part of getting used to national practices. sigh, one more ENTIRE grading period of falling asleep in class? and not being able to comprehend what anybody is saying? having to read things 5-10 times before actually getting what its saying? 6 MORE FREAKING WEEKS? aslkdfjasdlkfjasdlfjslkjasdflj
YOU BETTER LET ME HOST YOU FOOL >:O
Sometimes I feel on top of the world.
and then i wake up, before the sun does, and im like “what the fuck am i doing?”
i can’t handle this x_x.i feel like giving up
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what the.
i JUST heard the airplane. like 5 minutes after everybody elseposted about it -.-
Today i realized how peaceful and nice it is to...
JUST KIDDING IT FREAKING SUCKS
AKJLSDASKDFLJSDAF
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
Im sorry that you dont like my way of doing...
and that you want me to do everything your way. and listen to all of your advice. but guess what? this is my life, and im gonna do it the way i want to. so stop thinking that youre so freaking smart and you have the best ideas in the world. its kinda pissing me off.
5ks are just SO much fun.
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i need to stop wasting time on library orientation...
"You DEFINITELY need to practice jumproping over...
i know you have no friends and have nothing better to do. but please. STOP JOINING GROUPS.
The Cross Walk of Life
emilyjang:
happinessisajourney:
TAKE TIME READING THIS:
The Cross Walk of Life
We complain about the cross we bear but don’t realize it is preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot.
Still gets me every time
It's kind of amazing how a 72 can bring up my...
Wow im stupid.
I just wanted you to know,
that even though I don’t like you anymore, you’ve made a HUGE difference in my life. Thanks :)
i have bio homework?
SAFKLSADJFL crap.
the first time i bought NON-beautiful shoes. in a...
see the sacrifices i have to make for swimming? :O
This ISN'T happiness.
mislilgary 10:24 pm (10:24:19 PM): lol. i thought you were my MOM. make up your mind -.- michelle wong 10:24 pm (10:24:19 PM): youreajerkyoureajerk
(10:24:27 PM): ohyeah! (10:24:29 PM): lol
…
thanks for forgetting you were my freaking mom. jerk.
Dryland.
mchlwong:
Quarters, gut busters, & the multiple other deathly ab workouts that burn like a muck. Jump roping. Med balls.
Just a little taste of the brutal dryland to come and I’m already sore during the easy part.
jumproping is FREAKING hard.
Why am I so stupid?
my math grade went down.
AGAIN.
asklfjsadf
i feel sosososo stupid -.- i woke up an hour early and went to school at 8:15. and at 8:25 i kinda freaked out because there was no bell.
and i looked at my planner and realized it was tuesday -.- so i read my lit book. and 15 minutes before class a whole bunch of white seniors decided to crash on my bench table >:O and iw as bout to slap them in the face because they were disrupting my...
GARY NATHAN TOH!
mchlwong:
Best “surprise” ever!, even though it wasn’t much of a surprise :P
I don’t think you understand how excited I was/am.
:). im glad you liked it. even though it failed so badly asdlkfj
I kind of wish..
that today wouldve been SUPERSUPER hard. and that i would be really freaking sore. because now even though im glad im 100% intact, the suspense in me is building. and it kind of freaks me out that in the very near future, i will not be able to walk, breathe, cough, sleep, or do anything, without feeling extraordaniry amounts of pain.
my stupidity
stepstoselfdiscovery:
never ceases to amaze me.
sigh. >:O
Dear GOD, im scared. help me? :/
today at the library..
i went on the computer and sat next to this black guy watching japanese cartoon video game stuff listening to him go “OOHHH AHHH OMG” for 30 minutes… aklsdf
fine.
if you wanna mess with my stuff. go ahead. i dont even care anymore. but you better watch your back because im gonna fuck. you. up.
Thanks for ripping up the homework i spent the...
what a bitch.
"Let's play make believe that it's the last 24...
lets party like its the end of the world :)
